Alien Abduction Soap

Cloaked in a hilarious prank box (with a bold design inside and out) our alien invasion soap is a clever gag gift for friends who identity as conspiracy theorists, ufo junkies, or recovering alien abductees.

Outside the box: alien invasion soap. Because alien abductions stink! Unidentified filthy objects. Stranger than fiction. Are they here to save us or eat us? It's the probing auestion on evervone's mind! Get fresh as vou cower in the shower. They won't be able to smell your fear! Coverup scented. Recycle, or the aliens will destroy mankind.

Warning: they've been here all along.

Inside the box: let's hope you're vegetarian. Mothersh*p just got real! Believe in yourself (and aliens!) close encounters of the soapy kind. The design features newspaper clippings. Is there life on mars? We are not alone in space. Space is full of secrets.